Fuck yeah, nothing like starting the day off by ruining this pathetic fuck's morning. I jammed my longest fucking toe up into that pitiful little slit where he pees from and started grinding it around until his insides were shredded raw. Then, just to make sure every last part of him was broken, I gave those useless balls a few good swift kicks – just enough for him to cum in pain.

While hiking in the mountains, I found a large, but cute praying mantis and invited him for a photo shoot. My plan was to convince him to start munching on my nipples and possibly later on my labia or clitoris, but unfortunately, he was not hungry at all. At most, he was willing to crawl around my genital area. Finally, I released him onto a huge flower. So, it was a rather uneventful session. Anyway, I'm uploading it here for posterity.

Abby has got some serious love for screws! To show us just how much, she hammered two of them right into her nipples with a screwdriver. But first, she made sure they were nice and secure by using lots of nails to attach them to wooden beam. And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Abby went ahead and set fire to those sexy little screws and nails on her nipples, all while smoking a fancy cigar! Talk about turning up the heat - this girl knows how to have fun, and boy did she have an amazing time! She ended up having a super wet orgasm!

On my last holiday I have run into these little worm like black creatures crawling all around the house walls at the evening so next day I hunted down as much of them as I could. They hid under rocks and stones in the daytime so they gave me a hard time finiding them. At one point I found a small scorpion under one of the stepping stones, scary times.

After the swarmed movie where my vagina was literally invaded by several really huge cockroaches I kept fantasizing how it would feel the same thing if I removed the speculum and let my pussy close on them. So I decided to try it with a single cockroach first. I knew that the bottom of my vagina is pretty volumetric so my subject will have enough air not to suffocate. Finally, after I released her she looked a bit slimy but fortunately I only had to give her a quick shower and a tiny towel to dry up, after that she was good as new.